Forgive us.

Now with 30% less fat.

We like it pretty much okay.

A tax evasion scheme.

It’s come to this.

One sixth Welsh.

We’re so underground nobody has heard of us.

It’s not you, it’s me.

We just don’t have the motor skills for anything else.

What else do you do with a MA in Theatre?

Predicting the rapture.

We gonna fuck yous up.

We stole your heart like a thief in the night.

It’s an outlet.

Double the value at half the price.

We will perform for money.

This is the best name we came up with.

Tall, dark and handsome.

All dressed up and nowhere to go.